Limericks

There was a young girl of Spain

who was in love with a boy named Shane

he was is love with a lama

whose was full of drama

So she decided to leave him for Wayne

There once was a girl of France

she loved to sing and dance

she jumped and twirled

but then she hurled

So she decided to take a new stance

There is a old man of brazil

He had a ton of big bills

he gave his love

to a beautiful dove

Finally had someone to put in his will

There once was a boy who loved the beaches

and he loved to eat peaches

he swam in the sea

and had nothing but glee

The boy would never leave beaches that had peaches

There once was a boy who lived in China

He dreamed of moving to South Carolina

so he jumped on a boat

but it didn't stay afloat

so he swam the rest of the way to South Carolina